I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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