no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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