Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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