How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
