I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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