Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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