My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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