dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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