i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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