I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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