i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I need to stop coming to work sober
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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