remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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