Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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