Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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