have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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