My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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