I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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