Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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