I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Randomize
