Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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