I must be too annoying 4 u.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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