just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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