my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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