38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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