so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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