I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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