Three words: puerto rican gang bang
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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