Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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