my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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