Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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