i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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