i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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