I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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