I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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