Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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