Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
she woke up with a sticky ear
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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