just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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