i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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