i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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