yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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