i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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