Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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