party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
as a side note pls kill me
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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