Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
