It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
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