i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
