Christians are straight up FREAKS
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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