I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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