i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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