Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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