you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
