How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
